And by wicked, I mean the ones that break hearts for a living.
White caftan or agbada may or may not be accompanied with one or more of the following.
– Pam slippers.
– A bright coloured traditional cap preferably pink.
– A studded earing on one ear.
– A gold wristwatch from Konga.
– A hiphop faze cap. This is common among IJGBs.
eg
– A samsung phone with cracked screen.
If you are currently dating a good’ Yoruba boy and he returns from the tailor one day with a white caftan in his bag, just forget the relationship. He’s been initiated.
Beards
Beards are usually of three types.
– Carved neatly in a thin line.
– Goatie.
– Heavily bearded aka Team Beard Gang. If he’s bald and wear studded earings, then he is way past redemption.
Beards are usually of three types.
– Carved neatly in a thin line.
– Goatie.
– Heavily bearded aka Team Beard Gang. If he’s bald and wear studded earings, then he is way past redemption.
see them
Hair
The average bad Yoruba boy is usually bald. No pun intended. Like they need breeze to continuously touch their brain so they can continuously come up with mischievous ideas on how to deceive single girls.
And if you meet a Yoruba boy with full hair but a touch of white or gold hair in one spot, RUN.
The average bad Yoruba boy is usually bald. No pun intended. Like they need breeze to continuously touch their brain so they can continuously come up with mischievous ideas on how to deceive single girls.
And if you meet a Yoruba boy with full hair but a touch of white or gold hair in one spot, RUN.
A Yoruba man
Activities
Yoruba boys fun activities in their cv
This is what the bad Yoruba boys do for fun.
– Smoking shisha at restaurants.
– Smoking shisha at restaurants.
Remaining to heat suya on his nose
- Drinking
- Hanging out at Quilox.
Just look at…
- Listening to their role model, Olamide.
– Laughing, gisting and taking group photos at events with his fellow Yoruba boys.
– Taking mirror selfies with singlet.
– Using one hand to control the steering while driving.
Father of many local government
Rumour has it two in every nine Yoruba boy aged 23 and above have at least 3 kids scattered in different local government in Lagos. One in Epe, one in Jibowu, one in Ojota etc etc
Rumour has it two in every nine Yoruba boy aged 23 and above have at least 3 kids scattered in different local government in Lagos. One in Epe, one in Jibowu, one in Ojota etc etc
Yoruba boy kid taking after his daddy
Costume
Finally, it’s no coincidence if he has three or more of this items in his wardrobe.
– White caftan as mentioned above.
– Black caftan.
– Sweat pants
– Jersey
– Gold chain with the sign of the cross.
Finally, it’s no coincidence if he has three or more of this items in his wardrobe.
– White caftan as mentioned above.
– Black caftan.
– Sweat pants
– Jersey
– Gold chain with the sign of the cross.
BEFORE
AND AFTER
- White jeans and white t shirt to match for outings at private beaches.
- Black shoe with pointed mouth.
Goodluck.
source:naijasinglegirl
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