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Friday, 24 February 2017

But Why? Underwear Designed To Make It Look Like You Have A Camel Toe Now Exists

These days, having big lips is all the rage. Thanks to the likes of Kylie Jenner, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, and Angelina Jolie, an oversized mouth is so desirable that some even risk going under the knife to plump their pout.

However, according to an Asian underwear company, it’s not just the lips on your mouth that are in dire need of a boost. That’s because a Japanese company known only as Party Pants have created a range of underwear designed to make your lady lips look as plumped as possible, by giving the illusion of a massive camel toe.



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You know, the thing you endlessly try to avoid being seen with at any opportunity. The thing the mean girls at school would make fun of you for having. The thing that stopped you wearing your favourite pair of high waisted jeans. You probably won’t believe me, but apparently it’s a massive trend in Asia.

Yes, that’s right: for the extortionate price of $65, you too can have the camel toe you’ve always (read: never) dreamed of. The pants were created in Japan (where else?) and are available in a range of different colours.



Now, I’m not quite sure why any woman would want to have their camel toe out for the world to see, but I guess it’s better than hiding your natural body parts away in shame? On the other hand, however, I think it’s safe to say that absolutely nothing about this invention is natural.



Of course, there’s one demographic who are benefiting from these seemingly bizarre pants: trans women. What better way to disguise your unwanted male genitals than with a giant, womanly camel toe? Thankfully, the clever marketing guys behind this product saw the niche market and ran with it. But hey, you know what they say: one woman’s trash is another (trans) woman’s treasure.

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